by Jim Stitzel | Sep 18, 2024 | Stories
My toilet bowl is a portal to another dimension. Ask me how I know this. Great! I’m glad you asked. You know how I know it’s a portal? It swirls when I flush it, and I’m not just talking about the water. That swirls, too. No, when I flush, there is...
by Jim Stitzel | Jul 20, 2024 | Stories
It was a technical glitch. The universe wasn’t supposed to temporarily wink out of existence like that. We apologize for the oversight. The error was completely ours. The hotfix we pushed out that led to the glitch was intended to bypass the Wormhole Highway...
by Jim Stitzel | Feb 11, 2011 | General
Exactly.
by Jim Stitzel | Sep 22, 2010 | General
It’d be funnier if weren’t so true. Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.
by Jim Stitzel | Aug 18, 2010 | Asides
7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly) | Cracked.com. Worried about the imminent zombie apocalypse? Don’t be.
