The “original quote”:http://www.xanga.com/YOYOY008/532852178/a-little-something-i-remember.html:

_”Every morning I roll out of bed. If my feet touch the floor, I thank Jesus.” — woman_

What I added:

_”And if they don’t, I wonder who moved the floor.”_

Hey, _I_ got a kick out of it. But then again, I have a strange sense of humor.