Public Secret

Ok, this is amusing. I just noticed on my Facebook news feed that someone joined a group called “I Secretly Want To Punch Slow Walking People In The Back Of The Head.” What’s amusing about this is that once you join a group, it shows up in your...

Truffled

Funny quote for today: “Staff said he was observed ‘handling truffles in a suspicious manner.'” (“#”:http://www.boingboing.net/2007/10/16/chocolatier-resigns.html)

Mis-speak

*Her:* “Wow, that’s Angelina Jolie? That’s nothing like the way she looks in _Grave Robber_!” *Me:* “…you mean _Tomb Raider_.” *Her:* “Um, yeah.” *Me:* * laughter * *Her:* “Well, there’s dead people...

Raise

I got a kick out of this Venn diagram. The punchline for me was in Point D.

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