Jim Stitzel

Jack-of-All-Trades, Master of Words

Excerpts from Life

One Million

I love how every time I turn around, there's a new "1,000,000 for/against [some random cause]." The latest I've seen is "1,000,000 against the new Facebook layout[1]." Why is one million always the magic number for these groups? In just about every case I've seen, one...

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Fiction

Payload

Payload

The weapons bay is a shambles. Steamer trunks are strewn about the floor. Many are broken, lids gaping wide. Most of the trunks are empty, the ordnance they once carried having long been delivered to their respective targets. A few, however, remain packed and secured,...

Dirigible

Dirigible

The dirigible floats a hundred fifty metres above red dust and twisted metal. Engines that haven’t fired in a dog’s age are corroded and quiet, and the craft wanders the sky aimlessly, the shifting air currents the only thing now to give it direction. The giant...

Race

Race

Grotesque. That was the only word Georgette could think of to describe the mountain of a man standing before her. The blacksmith-turned-airship-captain was a disfigured hulk, made all the more repulsive by the stub that was all that remained of his left arm. But she...