For the love of Pete, people. That free iPhone 5 thing that keeps going around on Facebook? It’s a hoax, a scam, a spammy link-bait lie designed to generate social currency so some chucklehead can then go and sell the page to the highest bidder, who can then change the content of the page and target you with marketing you don’t want to see. I mean, think about it. With a product like the iPhone, that any company is happy to accept on returns, exchanges, and upgrades to reburbish, repackage, and resell, why would they bother to give away free iPhones just because someone took the shrink wrap off the box? Simple answer: they wouldn’t, and they don’t. So please stop helping the scammers and stop reposting the link. The only ones with something to gain here are the scammers.
Tag Archives: Facebook
Facebook Charging for Messages
Facebook has apparently started experimenting with charging its users in the UK for sending messages to people outside their circle of friends, ostensibly to help discourage and prevent spam. You know what would actually prevent spam? Writing better spam filters. Somehow Gmail manages to get the job done — for free!
Facebook Sorts Nothing
So, Facebook has apparently decided to completely ignore the fact that they offer a “Sort: Most Recent” option for my News Feed, and instead, are now just showing me whatever the heck they want to because they seem to think — based on whatever crap algorithm their ‘genius’ programmers have written — that they know better than I do what items I want to see. This is nearly as useful as Google’s Importance indicators for Gmail, which are just as useless.
I kind of hate this company.
Hiding Facebook’s App Ticker
Facebook has rolled yet another obnoxious feature with no user option to disable it — the App Ticker. Apparently, some folks have seen it for a week or so now, but it only just showed up on my profile today. I’ve been using the wonderful Facebook Fixer script for the Greasemonkey addon to tweak the way my Facebook looks, but they haven’t rolled out an update to deal with the App Ticker. Fortunately, Facebook Fixer has a custom CSS area, so I used Firebug to identify and remove the elements of the App Ticker and the white space behind it. For those who also use Facebook Fixer and want to plug in the custom CSS for themselves, I’ll save you some time and post the code I used.
.fixedAux { display: none; }
.ego_wide .hasRightCol #contentArea { width: 1005px; }
You’re welcome.
Should You Quit Facebook?
Top Ten Reasons You Should Quit Facebook – Facebook – Gizmodo. Facebook’s privacy problems are no secret by now. It seems like the powers behind the social networking platform are always changing things, modifying user privacy settings without ever really notifying their users about the changes (and making it fairly difficult and confusing to change if they do). There has been a great deal of discussion about privacy and security on Facebook, and it continues to be a controversial topic. The article linked above lists ten compelling reason why users my consider bailing out on Facebook.
My take on the issue is simple: I have never posted anything on my Facebook profile that I wouldn’t necessarily tell someone in the course of a social conversation. If there’s something I wouldn’t be comfortable with anyone knowing, it doesn’t go up on my profile. One can never assume than anything on the Internet is 100% secure, and this is especially true with third-party applications. Whenever you place your data in the hands of someone else, you have to assume that there will be security leaks. Facebook has never helped in this area by making user information more and more accessible to the world and the application developers available throughout the site.
I have considered closing my Facebook account on several occasions, but not because of privacy issues. Instead, it’s Facebook’s Terms of Service clause that states that they own all of your data that you upload to your profile. As someone who is very interested in protecting my own copyrights of photos, stories, etc., that I create, I find this clause both offensive and disturbing. It’s another reason why I’m careful about what I add to my profile and why I generally choose, instead, to display my intellectual property on my own website rather than on my Facebook profile.
While there are any number of compelling reasons why Facebook’s policies are worrisome, I’m not yet quite ready to give up on the social networking giant. But I also know that I don’t ever plan to provide them with personal information that I don’t want anyone knowing about.
One Million
I love how every time I turn around, there’s a new “1,000,000 for/against [some random cause].” The latest I’ve seen is “1,000,000 against the new Facebook layout[1].” Why is one million always the magic number for these groups? In just about every case I’ve seen, one million isn’t even a majority number. For instance, in the case of the aforementioned group, one million users is, at best, only seven percent of the Facebook population[2]. If only 7% of a population dislike the layout, then that group is just going to have to suck it up and deal.
The same is true for just about every other group out there trying to rally for one million members. It’s rare that gathering that many people under one banner is going to be a majority. That being the case, why stop at one million? If you really want to sway the PTB[3], go big. Go for 50 million or 1 billion.
I think people go for one million because it’s a familiar number and it’s much easier for us to conceptualize than one billion or even 10 million. Few of us have ever seen one million of anything but we know what a millionaire is. Anything larger than that is usually outside our ability to imagine.
Maybe I just harbor a grudge against most bandwagons, since so many of them seem pointless and unnecessary, but for crying out loud, if you’re going to rally a group out of a population that’s over 75 million souls, one million just isn’t going to cut it. It’s in the numbers, people.
fn1. Really? I mean, _really?!_ I love the new layout, by and large. I just wish they’d finish the tweaking. Weeks on end of roaming bugs gets old after awhile – but then again, I _did_ opt in to beta-testing the new layout. And for that matter, folks who don’t like the new layout can always choose to switch back.
fn2. Based on a listing of 14 million people who used applications on Facebook last year. “This source”:http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_people_are_on_facebook suggests that the number may be well over 75 million by now, and so that percentage will be much smaller.
fn3. Powers That Be.
Lessons In Playing Better Chess
I was one of those chess geeks in high school that people like to make jokes about. We would meet once a week as a team for a little instruction and to scrimmage for an hour or two, and we went to half a dozen tournaments a year to compare brains with other chess enthusiasts. Those were some of the best times from my junior high and high school years.
My highest rating was only ever in the mid-900s, though there may have been a point (I can’t quite remember) where I broke 1000 for a single game. For the sake of reference, the first place player usually ran in the range or 1400-1500, so I had a ways to go in order to really compete with those guys.
Now, I’m thrilled that I’m running a range of 1300-1450 on the chess.com application on Facebook. I’ve squared off with players from all over the world, and there isn’t a game played where I don’t learn something new, either a new move or formation I’ve never seen before or about a flaw in my own style of play. I’d like to think I’m becoming a stronger player, but I also have weeks like the last one where I just can’t seem to get my head in the game and play like a strategist.
Below are a handful of things I’ve learned or been reminded of as I’ve played chess over the last few weeks:
# Chess really _is_ less about knowing formations and openings than it is about recognizing patterns. Openings and formations are valuable, certainly, but know what each one looks like will only get you so far. Every game is different and every player responds to threats differently, so you always have to be on your toes looking for the ways in which they respond that will be a threat to _you_. It requires the ability to see *patterns* in the other player’s movements, to see what his objectives are well before he achieves them and to respond in time to cut those objectives off before they can become threats. Some people are naturally able to recognize patterns from the get-go (see Bobby Fischer, for example), but most of us have to learn the skill. Pattern recognition was something that I was able to do only on a very small scale during my high school days. I could only really visualize one or two fronts of attack, and only two or three moves maximum on either of those fronts. As a result I got drawn into a lot of traps and into making serious blunders in my games. Now, though, I see patterns much more readily – three, four, or sometimes even five fronts and several moves along each. I wouldn’t say that I’m so comfortable with pattern recognition that I don’t still get drawn into serious errors, but I’ve improved in this skill well enough to have acquired and maintain a higher rating than I was able to in high school.
# In addition to pattern recognition, a player has to know when to sacrifice or trade a piece and when not to. This is not necessarily easy to learn, as not all trades or sacrifices are created equal. Again, this ties into pattern recognition, knowing when sacrificing a piece might lure your opponent into a strategically weaker position or open a powerful avenue of attack for another of your pieces. If you’re not careful, though, such a sacrifice or trade could just as easily open _you_ up to the same sort of weakness and expose your ranks to attack.
# One of the first lessons I was taught when learning to play chess was to always have a good reason for every move you make. Don’t just push a pawn or move a knight without having a strategic purpose in mind for doing so. It is especially important to make every move count in your opening, as board control in the beginning of the game has a strong determining factor in the game’s outcome. It should be noted, however, that making every move in the middle and end games should _also_ be developing moves, where possible. Make a point of trying to control key areas of the board and keep your opponent on the defensive as much as you can. Get your key pieces – bishops, knights, and rooks, especially – out into play and make them work together to lock down the board. This is sometimes easier said than done, of course, but it should be your goal to focus these six pieces into a continually developing pattern.
# Inevitably, your opponent will put pressure on your own pieces, introducing threats to capture a key position you’re trying to hold. Your first reaction may be to respond by reinforcing your position with another piece, possibly locking several of your major pieces into a small part of the board in order to hold that position. That is a good time, however, to take a step back, metaphorically (and possibly even physically) speaking, and examine the board again. Can you develop another of your pieces somewhere else on the board that, while not necessarily reinforcing your threatened position, will place pressure and threat on a key position your _opponent_ is trying to hold? Basically, consider how you can place a counter-threat such that, if your opponent attacks your key position, you promise to strike back and weaken their own. This is an especially useful tactic if it means you can further develop your major pieces while weakening your opponent’s control of the board.
# Generally speaking, a move is better if you can use one piece to place pressure on multiple of your opponent’s pieces. Make them think about how they want to reinforce and defend. You may find that he will make a tactical error that you can exploit or that you can further develop your own pieces to strengthen your threat on that position.
Chess really is a great game, and I have found that playing chess helps keep my mind sharp. I’m always looking for skilled opponents to match wits with, so if you’re on Facebook, add the chess.com application and challenge me to a game!
Shifting Seas
The problem with the beta version of Facebook 2.0 (3.0?) is that the site’s behavior changes at least once an hour so that you think something’s broken until you realize that the coding gurus simply toggled a feature. It’s just a little bit maddening at times.
Public Secret
Ok, this is amusing. I just noticed on my Facebook news feed that someone joined a group called “I Secretly Want To Punch Slow Walking People In The Back Of The Head.” What’s amusing about this is that once you join a group, it shows up in your profile, where everyone can see it. HaHAH, sucka’. Not so secret _now_, is it?